Luigi

You would think that as a chicken, I wouldn’t be too into a cat.  But you would be wrong.  You haven’t met Luigi…He’s a complicated cat, no doubt.  Tough as the razor claws that later mauled me a little bit, and pretty moody, he’s still my Pwince.  But, sometimes I feel like there’s glass between us, Luigi.

But then he does this and I forgive him completely.  Luigi hungry! Give him some cweam. I am, how you say, obsessed.