You would think that as a chicken, I wouldn’t be too into a cat. But you would be wrong. You haven’t met Luigi…He’s a complicated cat, no doubt. Tough as the razor claws that later mauled me a little bit, and pretty moody, he’s still my Pwince. But, sometimes I feel like there’s glass between us, Luigi.
But then he does this and I forgive him completely. Luigi hungry! Give him some cweam. I am, how you say, obsessed.